“To say a person is a happy person or an unhappy person is ridiculous. We are a thousand different kinds of people every hour.”
― Anthony Doerr, Memory Wall
"He didn’t want Daddy using newspaper to start the BBQ: ‘It’s not for fire, it’s for reading!’"
Submitted By: Amanda T.
Location: Ontario, Canada
(Source: , via alecialynn)
Lymph nodes are great for when you want to occasionally think that you have neck cancer.
"Do you know what you want to be when you grow up?"
Today in coolness: A flower pot versus an ashtray
Same goes for sworts (sweatpants-shorts).