I was telling Anderson my plan for what I’m working on next and I said, “I’m just going to crank through and do my job and make it happen,” and she said, “I read that about 5x a week from you,” and I said, “It’s sort of mortifying that I say the same thing over and over but oh well,” and she said,…
Replace “roommate” with “boyfriend.”
“To say a person is a happy person or an unhappy person is ridiculous. We are a thousand different kinds of people every hour.”
― Anthony Doerr, Memory Wall
"He didn’t want Daddy using newspaper to start the BBQ: ‘It’s not for fire, it’s for reading!’"
Submitted By: Amanda T.
Location: Ontario, Canada
(Source: , via alecialynn)
Lymph nodes are great for when you want to occasionally think that you have neck cancer.